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Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:29 pm Posts: 26 Location: Outside a mental institution
Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."
The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give presents to each other."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."
The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."
"Very good!" said St. Peter.
The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted!
_________________ Smells like breakfast.....I musta' farted
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Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:29 pm Posts: 26 Location: Outside a mental institution
A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump and the redhead took the bet.
The man jumped so the blonde gave the redhead $50 she owed. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend.
The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admint, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take the money."
The blonde then said, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again."
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